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Infinity Online Portal
"We take your paper needs and put them on the internet.
Which is where all the cool stuff is now." — M. Scott

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Manage orders, track deliveries, and access your complete purchase history.

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Real-Time Order Tracking

Track your delivery from our Scranton warehouse to your door. Darryl personally reviews dispatch.

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Standing Orders

Set it and forget it. Recurring deliveries arrive on your schedule without a single phone call.

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Full Purchase History

Every invoice, every delivery, all in one place. Angela from accounting approves of this feature.

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Direct Rep Access

Message your named sales rep directly. Response time: under 2 hours (Jim: under 4, but the quality is worth it).

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Michael Scott — Regional Manager "You are now part of something bigger than paper. You are part of the future. And the future — is Infinity."

If you experience any issues, please call (570) 555-0147 and ask for Pam. Not Toby. Not Ryan. Pam.

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